Another Day in Helladise

Tomorrow’s Prize Giving Day! Yaaaaaaayyy!!!

I’m gettin’ this award for SPM ‘04 and Best Student in Physics… Nyahahaha! Think the teacher loves me coz I’m just sooooo physically angelic. Oh, how will she react upon knowing how chemically rotten I am… the fermentation of my ethics is of chaotic diverge, man! No Mandelbrot sucka can calculate and put it in some crappy unit circle, crappos! Geez! Hate Specialist Math!

Neway, yesterday, my roomate left INTEC for Sarawak. Poor girl. So strong-willed, yet fate is still on UTP’s side… go chase your dreams, Ait! God willing, I’ll meet you when treating your fat husband diabetes! Nyahahaha! No worries… me be very good kidney specialist… me no bite people’s husbands… nyahaha! Knowing the guys you liked, I don’t think I’ll even nibble any of em… oh, don’t even bother mentioning Deknon’s crushes… nauseating, I tell ya! Mat Jap sorang je yang eye-appealing. ; D   No hard feelins, aight Non? I just looovvvvve picking on ya… it’s as tantalizing as picking my own nose… nyahahahaha… I’m soooooooo kiddin’ bout that.

Okay, enough of Petronas bull, tomorrow I’m goin to Samura and I’m damn looking forward to meeting my long lost pals who, over the past few months have had minimal contact with me. Darn. Don’t have a clue of how they look like now… [dreamy harp gliss]

Liyana… not expecting much change… though she claims she has gained a few pounds… well, this is what I have to say to you, Yana… "YEAH, RIGHTTT!!!".

Then there’s Ali who grew his goatee and hair for the sake of me pulling them off again.

Oh what about Hisyam @ Babuji who… I don’t even want to think how he looks like now. Nanti he’ll go for hours talking bout how girls are magnetically attracted to him. Another saying for you Babuji, "YEAH, RIGHTTT!!!".

Then there’s my hubby, Akad who claims he has bowling balls as biceps… sure hunny, whatever you say.

Hmm… and then there’s Rahim… the person I’ve never spoken to in school but frequently wasting my Celcom credit on in INTEC… nah, I don’t think he’s changed much… unless he’s grown taller… God knows.

Speaking of tall, wonder whatever happened to Elis… cakap nak naik KL, tak datang2 singgah kat INTEC pon… podaciiit… aiseh, forgot to tell you the other day, Elis… "Nice teeth. Never thought you’d look nice without the steel. ;)

Okay, before I go on listing the whole school (except the roasted idiot… there’s no way I’m tainting my blogs with some stupid sonuvvabitch’s name), I’d better stop and get to the point. And the point is… ahahahaha… there ain’t any! Yeehaw! So many assignments yet so many time needed to let lose of myself and get drunk.

Oh well, to you stoned dudes sitting and staring at the monitor, send sumthin kay? A ‘Specialist Math f*cked my Duck’ e-card or something… I dunno. Just get me out of this ever-so boring phase. Please!

PS: Hate admitting this… but I think I’m starting to pick up my swearing and cursing habit again… but not directly spelling them out la… still, improvement waaaat…

3 Responses to “Another Day in Helladise”

  1. My NAmE iS Says:

    yo nadada!
    told you that ur rehab prog aint gonna work!! hahaha!!!
    welcome back to da fuckingly-hellish-filled-with-hot-mammas ’sumpah-menyumpah’ club!!!

    ala… talking bout me going to kl pulak.. u bile nak turun melaka??? by the time u come here my fully grown beard will have grey and white stripes already

  2. d-Que Says:

    bestnya!!!!!haha…nway,it’s ur turn to walk on that rotten stage of SAMURA….wakaka…please do inform me who receive whateva prize they got….juz wanna get in touch with my “beloved” juniors…physics???coool…i hate that subject by da way…actually..all the subjects!!!!hahaa….i hate studying!!!!ok ciow….talk to u later…

  3. Abdullah Zainal Says:

    here, try saying biadab instead of the f word. helps alot. ;)

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